VCU Brandcenter
M.S. Copywriting, 2018

VCU Original Recipe 
B.S. Marketing, 2009


Fallon, New York 
Copywriter, 2018 - now

Clients: Arby’s, Minnesota Timberwolves, Cumberland Farms, Anheuser-Busch/Lime-A-Rita, The Venetian Resort Las Vegas, Silk, Samsung, Walmart, American Home Shield

Carvana, Los Angeles
Creative Intern, 2017

And here are some things I did before advertising:

︎︎︎Sold ukuleles, accordions, and harmonica in Hawaii and California
︎︎︎Wrote for GWAR
︎︎︎Worked in an asbestos testing lab somehow 
︎︎︎Lasted three whole shifts at Blockbuster
︎︎︎Worked in sales for years at Circuit City but the bankruptcy is merely a coincidence 
︎︎︎Talked a ton about becoming a pro wrestler