My name is Brendan. I’m one of the few copywriters on Earth who can write their name with their foot. ︎︎︎
Now’s as good a time as any to tell you that the word “read” once knocked me out of a spelling bee.
Growing up, I spent most of my time on the football field. I was the starting tenor sax player. From there, I did what any popular kid would do: form a ska-punk band named Sax & Violence.
We headlined a Cici's Pizza.
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as you can see i have always
struggled with hair
Now’s as good a time as any to tell you that the word “read” once knocked me out of a spelling bee.
Growing up, I spent most of my time on the football field. I was the starting tenor sax player. From there, I did what any popular kid would do: form a ska-punk band named Sax & Violence.
We headlined a Cici's Pizza.
as you can see i have always
struggled with hair